Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com You know it’s hell week when you get out of class early and you’re excited because you have more time to study. Remember the time when your level of skill was measured by how quickly you could run up a [...]
University students face many hardships during their time in college: keeping a balanced bank account, actually finishing the readings for Western Civ and deciding between spending a Friday night in watching Disney movies or out stumbling around The Hawk. However, all of these pale in comparison to the real issue facing students today: knowing how [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com I knew our football team would lose the second I got my hopes up. Ghostbusters! I would be less concerned about Saturday night if I knew where these bite marks on my legs came from. Not sure I’ll ever understand [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com This #BartendersInBras thing is a pretty good example of how misogynistic our society is. It takes copious amounts of alcohol and women barely dressed get us “excited” about finding a cure for breast cancer. WHO YOU GONNA CALL? I will [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com I could write a book: “How to be a bastard.” Toga party? Yes, please. I am being the most scary thing someone could possibly be for Halloween: a K-State fan. If all his classes are in Budig he’s too young [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com Sorry, Jeff Withey, I’m not just following you. I actually have a class that way. If I had a nickel for every time I think about you, I’d think about you more often. Hahahahahaha Cardinals. I agree with the Dunkin’ [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com That awkward moment when your roommate texts the FFA about your sex life… Quarterback controversy is so old. We should be focused on getting Air Bud into a KU jersey. My dear FFA, One day you should accept just, Entries [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com It’s called the quiet section for a reason. I didn’t come to the library to hear you giggle or talk on the phone. CAN YOU READ THE SIGNS ON THE WALL?! What’s this BS with the FFAs getting sentimental and [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com I’ve had sex so many times this weekend. Using the my-brother-died-last-week line paid off HUGE! Is said whale a nice or mean one? The only worthy touchdown I want to discuss this week is Felix Baumgartner’s. Sorry Hawks. But I [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com I’m in Math 002 and I’m proud! Instead of Charlie Weiss worrying about writers saying his team sucks, he should worry about how his team sucks. I swear KU could be the setting for a movie called “The Hills Have [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com I just saw Draco Malfoy. Cool. Can we just pretend like we’re all still on fall break and no one show up to class? Silly girl, look over my way so that I may seduce you. Fall and Break: two [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com I am so hipster I walk up stairs three at a time. No one else is on my level. Wait, you mean coffee has another use aside from keeping me highly caffeinated? Mmm… Warmth. Just saw a squirrel sprinting with [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com Keep jumping the gun on the long-sleeve T-shirt and sweats… Apparently, a lot of people had swag yesterday. News to me. I’m really liking this sudoku, cryptoquip, and crosswords on different pages in the UDK. I feel like I’m on [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com We are not hippies. We are a legitimate club at KU. We just like to dress up in cool costumes from time to time. You know that feeling when your boyfriend’s ex is now your lab partner for the semester? [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com There is no such thing as a “defenseless” squirrel in Lawrence. Sleep with one eye open tonight. Wow, a joke about counting down towards basketball season, never head that one before… To the girl wearing Uggs with sweatpants… Too soon! [...]
Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com My TOMS smell because I have a knack for wearing them on days the rain decides to finally come. As the guys get hotter… I get stupider.. Taking notes on alcoholism while drinking a beer. $5 worth of quarters for [...]
