Free For All: November 29, 2012

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  • I look like walking death today. Thank you lottery.
  • Are we seriously to the point where we are considering single-gender bathrooms a “safety issue”? I’m not hating here, but that’s ridiculous.
  • Just how many times have you been proposed to, FFA editor?
    Editor’s Note: Zero during my tenure.

Oh you still wear your letter jacket? Classic freshman.

I like my man in sweats and a hoodie, thank you very much.

I want to see a pole dancer on the SafeBus.

To the ladies of KU: thank you for wearing yoga pants so often, keep up the good work.

Ummm. Why did I just watch the iTunes visualizer for two hours?

Gender neutral restrooms are just like the “family restrooms.” Now calm down people.

Drunk you only writes phenomenal essays when you read them drunk. Does your sober professor agree with your genius?

Fedoras are cool but fezzes are cooler.

It’s one of those mornings where I wish my coffee was doused with Baileys.

Definitely wore only one hoop earring today on accident. I felt like a pirate so it was pretty cool, I guess.

I honestly and truly believe that Diet Coke is the solution to all my problems.

Sometimes I just need a hug.

I think human bodies need turn signals.

Nooooo. All of the comfy chairs in Anschutz are taken. Where am I supposed to nap?!

I am robot and proud.

I like to think of crows as the frat packs of the sky.

I’m waiting for all these girls to gain the freshman 15 so I actually have a chance.

There should be a weight limit on leggings.

  • Updated Nov. 29, 2012 at 3:05 pm