Forty Friday Free For All: September 21, 2012

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• For a split second there I thought there was a bouncy house in front of the union. Too bad it was a PETA tent instead.
• You know it was a great night when everyone wakes up drunk.
• Just walked by Jeff Withey. He blinked at me. Happy day!

Offered a drunk girl on Mass some Jimmy Johns bread and you know what she told me? “No, I’m not a pigeon.”

Hey, go ahead and park your giant truck in the middle of the sidewalk. That’s not a pain in the ass.

Rats on cats on tats.

I crack up at people who copy PowerPoint slides that are posted on blackboard word for word on notebooks or laptops as if they are really doing something.

Don’t hate on “Living on a Prayer.” It is an instant classic and should be included at traditions night.

There should be a reality show about camping groups, it would be quite entertaining.

You must be sweating in that button-down. Let me help you take it off.

The women at KU are like Ferraris. Pretty, coveted, and I’ll never be able to get in one.

Just realized my checking account statement shows “The Hawk.” hopefully my parents have no idea what that is…

Creepy guy + mustache = molestache

I want to party with Shaun White.

If you’re gonna smoke in the dorms, don’t forget to bring a towel!

STEVE HOLT!

When it’s clear no one has done the reading and one kid BS’s something so no one has to get called on: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

Sending my thoughts to all the people involved in the fire. Us Alpha Gamma Deltas love you all!

Dear boys: practically yelling at me when you are trying to “joke around” will get you nowhere with flirting.

I told my boyfriend I felt fat and he asked how that was possible since I was wearing skinny jeans. Keeper? I think so.

I just interrupted a squirel chase and now I feel as if I’m on their hit list.

Smoking while riding a bicycle? Really?

Senior year: where the weekend starts on Tuesday night and ends on Monday morning.

Saw a bald guy reading something outside watson really late at night… Thought he was the slender man.

Gorgeous weather right now! Aaaaaaaaand it’s gone.

He held up a sign for you. I hope he found you.

To whoever drew Meatwad on McCollum: kudos.

Only in college is a fruit-by-the-foot an acceptable substitution for a lady and tramp style spaghetti noodle.

Why are men so much more attractive in suits? Thank you, business career fair!

I saw someone walking around campus telling the squirrels to tweet me.

Did the Poke-guy find the Poke-girl?

Just saw the guy looking for the single, cute, poke-fan girl on Wescoe Beach with a sign. I applaud that man.

Everyone’s inner jerk comes out when the wifi quits working.

If you finished you’re engineering homework and have free time… you probably did it wrong.

Sorry for running through your outside class! It was an awkward time had by all.

How many places have been voted “Best Pizza In Lawrence?” I seem to have lost count.

That awkward moment when a gorilla runs through your lecture hall.

Is it bad that I want to adopt a dog with prosthetic legs and name it Lieutenant Dan?

I hate all freshman.

To the hipster that just walked at least ten feet into the grass to avoid me: Are you really that concerned about my mainstream-ness rubbing off on you?

• Updated Sep. 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm