Free For All: September 13, 2012
- Sep. 13, 2012
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Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com
- We are not hippies. We are a legitimate club at KU. We just like to dress up in cool costumes from time to time.
- You know that feeling when your boyfriend’s ex is now your lab partner for the semester? Now I do.
- Walking instead of riding the bus to class was a good idea. Now I can show off my awesome calves.
Hey FFA submitters. Stop with the negative submissions! Signed Positive Polly.
Maybe one day I will be able to go a week without seeing a fire truck on campus.
Have we been so bad at football that people don’t know how to sit at football games? Stand forward, sit back.
By all means Frat Pack, move at a glacial speed. You know how that thrills me.
Naps on naps on naps.
Someone please explain to me why these girls are wearing Uggs in 90 degree weather, because the only explanation I know is stupidity.
That awkward moment when you lock eyes with the dude about to walk into the stall.
Everyone was born a GDI, then natural selection happened and only the best stayed that way.
Coming from someone who stayed until the end of the game, if our players need fans to get them motivated to play, they shouldn’t be on the field.
Appropriate response to any pretentious fashion police FFA submitters: Haters gonna hate.
Got a couch and a recliner for $15. Either the seller was really generous, or there’s a horde of raccoons in the couch.
If MV Transportation wants to work on professionalism, how about they train their drivers to be on time.
You know you must be really attractive when you get hit on while wearing lab goggles.
We aren’t all hippies gathered in front of Budig; just Shawn.
Of course KU decides to nix western civ my senior year. The freshmen need to suffer just like I did though. It’s natural selection.
It’s National Suicide Awareness and Prevention week. Be sure to tell people how important they are to you!
Yes I have a wildcat shirt on… Only because my uncle is the defensive coordinator at NORTHWESTERN… Back off.
The “Rehire Dan” thing was as short lived as “Kony 2012.”
Nothing stirs up my KU pride more than walking by Allen Fieldhouse at night with the sounds of the drumline practicing down the street. Best place on earth.
The street is my crosswalk.
New Sep. 11 tradition: watching “Team America: World Police.”
That awkward moment when you make eye contact with the same person five times in the library… He wants the V.
What is it with people wearing other NCAA school shirts on campus? You go to KU. Come on bro!
I’ve got a bad leg and I’m still trying to get around you. Someone clearly didn’t read the article on slow walkers.
Remind me not to schedule 8 o’clock classes next semester.
Editor’s note: “Said everyone.”
Ladies, I realize that I’m walking around campus with a lollipop, but this is no way indicative of my manhood.
Best drinking fountain on campus: Learned, 3rd floor. It’s like drinking from a cup.
To the really cute girl who gave me a funny look as she walked by and my stomach growled. I swear I am not a cannibal.
How do you deal with someone who is two-faced? Become Batman.
My professor talks and acts like Professor Umbridge from Harry Potter. Totally not going to her office hours. She probably has kitten plates in there.