Puzzle answers for Finals Guide

These are the answers for the puzzles in the Finals Guide on the Dec 10th Daily Kansan.

Crossword Answers

Cryptoquip 1: NOVELTY SONG ABOUT FOLKS WHO NEVER FEEL LIKE BUYING OR WEARING LONG PANTS: “SHORT PEOPLE.”

Cryptoquip 2: I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE GOBBLING DOWN PITA AT THIS LATE HOUR. IT’S WAY PAST MY BREAD TIME.

Cryptoquip 3: BIG CONTEST TO DETERMINE WHICH SIDE IS ABLE TO BE MORE CONVINCINGLY WHINY: THE SNIVEL WAR.

Cryptoquip 4: BE CAREFUL! IF THAT BIG AUSTRALIAN BIRD’S FEELINGS GET HURT, IT TENDS TO BECOME EMU-TIONAL.

Cryptoquip 5: WHEN A YOUNG DICKENS GUY COOKED HIS DINNERS, I HAVE TO THINK HE WENT HEAVY ON THE OLIVER OIL

Cryptoquip 6: REPUBLIC IN WHICH, BY LAW, EVERY SINGLE HOUSE HAS TO HAVE A VERANDA ATTACHED: PORCH-UGAL

Cryptoquip 7: THAT MAD SCIENTIST STUDYING FLAKY-CRUSTED DESSERTS PREFERS THAT FOLKS CALL HIM A PIE-OLOGIST.

Cryptoquip 8: NOVEL ABOUT AN AVIAN MIMICKER THAT ADORES THE LIQUOR IN MARGARITAS: “TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD.”

Cryptoquip 9: WHEN TECH TYCOON GATES BECOMES WORLD-WEARY, I’M GUESSING HE COULD LISTEN TO BILL-BORED HITS.