Girl: Wait, OK. Is it a “lab-top” or a “lap-top”? Like “lap”? Or “lab”? Professor: Now by evolution, I don’t necessarily mean that we’re all going to get superpowers like the X-Men — Guy: That’d be awesome though, right? Professor: Yeah, I guess. Now here’s what Darwin said… Girl: That’s the only difference between Minnesot’ns [...]
Girl: You know what’s disgusting? Pregnancy. Nine months without alcohol? Are you kidding me!? Professor: Folks, I am not smart enough to write trick questions. Girl: Who is our basketball coach again? Is that who Weis is? Girl: I have such bad senioritis. I can’t wait to be done already. Guy: Aren’t you a sophomore? [...]
Girl 1: You really need to put on a shirt. Girl 2: There aren’t any boys; it doesn’t matter. Girl 1: Seriously, you can’t walk around naked. Girl 2: (screaming) I’m not putting on a shirt until you help me throw up! Girl 1: ….hun, that is something you are going to have to do [...]
Sarah Kenning Junior from Hutchinson Majoring in Biology Interested in Men What makes you a catch? I have a positive attitude and I always try to have a big smile on my face. I’m really easy going, and I go out of my way to make other people have a good time and to make [...]
Girl: I woke up and looked in the mirror and was like, “OH MY GOD!” Girl 1: *sees guy’s face covered in cuts and bruises* Oh my god! What happened to your face? Guy 1: I got drunk and got in a fight with the sidewalk. I lost. Girl 1: It looks like it… Girl [...]
Editor’s note: This story has been corrected. A student’s name was misprinted. Her name is Julia McCraw. “Alright, Ladies. At least one of you is a Single, Sober, Non-smoking, Poké-fanatic Who is Cute and likes to Cuddle. Please come find me stat,” said the Free For All submission that started a relationship. Roderick Bloom, a [...]
Don’t know any Indian dance moves? KU Cultural India Club members will teach students a traditional line dance with sticks Saturday during the club’s Dandiya Night. The event starts at 7 p.m., Sept. 29, in the Kansas Union Ballroom, and will end at 10 p.m. KUCIC’s annual dance party will be filled with Indian music, [...]
Though tanning may be tempting, it can also be extremely dangerous. Always be safe in the sun.
Having good posture not only makes you look confident, it makes you feel better.
Cutting, Counting and Consuming: Calorie intake on campus may seem healthy, but some foods defy what we think.
KUnited and Direct Democracy are two parties associated with Student Senate elections this year. Don’t forget to vote on April 11 and 12.
How to clean up your dirty mouth (at least when you have to).
