By Kansan Staff

Free For All: May 2, 2013

Free For All: May 2, 2013

Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com. Guess we should all get ready for the “Kansas you’re drunk, go home” tweets. The real definition of classy: having a formal at Abe and Jake’s. C’mon, pharm school. I start to question my choice of school with my extreme [...]

UDK Thursday, May 2, 2013

UDK Thursday, May 2, 2013

Free For All: May 1, 2013

Free For All: May 1, 2013

Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com. What’s wrong with skaters on campus? I’d rather see a skateboarder on the sidewalk than some idiot on their bike. I like to watch my roommate workout, while I sit on the couch and eat cinnamon rolls. I think it’s [...]

UDK Wednesday May 1, 2013

UDK Wednesday May 1, 2013

Free For All: April 30, 2013

Free For All: April 30, 2013

Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com. This veggie burger tastes a little off. It needs a little more pepper and a lot more beef. ResNet sucks. The definition of classy: throwing up off the balcony of Abe and Jake’s at the pharmacy school formal. As a [...]

UDK Tuesday April 30, 2013

UDK Tuesday April 30, 2013

Free For All: April 29, 2013

Free For All: April 29, 2013

Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com. I’m ready to be done with classes, but not ready to leave Lawrence for the summer. That “Turn in drugs here” thing would probably work a lot better at Mizzou. College: Making me fat one test at a time. You [...]

UDK Monday, April 29, 2013

UDK Monday, April 29, 2013

Free For All: April 25, 2013

Free For All: April 25, 2013

Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com. To the smokers by the Haworth loading dock: There’s a dumpster next to you. Throw your butts away. I concur to having the “Game of Thrones” theme song play from the bell tower. That would be A+. Yeah, man. Sunglasses [...]

UDK Thursday, April 25, 2013

UDK Thursday, April 25, 2013

Free For All: April 24, 2013

Free For All: April 24, 2013

Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com. Screw the Mickey Mouse theme song. The bell tower should play the “Game of Thrones” theme song. I have less than four weeks to make it into the FFA. This is my last chance. Editor, please help! Only Mr. T [...]

UDK Wednesday, April 24, 2013

UDK Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Free For All: April 23, 2013

Free For All: April 23, 2013

Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com. Whenever I walk by Stauffer-Flint, I sneak a glance at my reflection in the windows. Leggings are pajamas!!! Put real pants on. It shouldn’t be called the walk of shame. It should be called the walk of awesome. It’s really [...]

UDK Tuesday, April 23, 2013

UDK Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Free For All: April 22, 2013

Free For All: April 22, 2013

Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 or in the Free For All section on Kansan.com. If leggings aren’t pants, what are they? You’re in college… It isn’t “libary.” Watching three soccer games at once. Come at me, bro. Why are people so vulgar on @kusecretadmirer? It’s sick and I feel bad for those being admired. [...]